Hello old stocks. Reggie here on the Blackrock Road (the one in Cork now, not the shit one above in Dublin.)
I’m the President of COCI, the Captains of Cork Industry, an elite organisation focused on fostering the highest standards on Leeside while paying zero tax and cheating on our wives.
I am running for President of Ireland in 2025
I know nothing about the ordinary people of Ireland (thank God), so I am embarking on a tour of backward villages where I plan on reaching out to the locals without actually touching them (unless they are gorgeous.)
Check out the tour dates below. All the best.
TOUR DATES
Connollys of Leap
Friday August 9th
Curiosities, Castletownbere
Friday June 7th
Book(s)
It’s never been easier to climb the social ladder in Ireland, thanks to my 24-Step Guide. (The alcoholics only give you 12 steps. #Value.)
Written with you in mind, I’ve used simple concepts and small words so it even works for people in Kilmallock.
VIDEOS
I’ll do almost anything for money.
A personalised shout-out video for a friend/relation/colleague/a 5km road race?
A 15 minute slot at your corporate gig or private party?
State your needs and my A.I chat butler (Bunty) will get back to you in his own good time.